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Google's New Motto or, words provided by Google for Google to live by Don't Be Transparent Don't Be Contrite Don't Be Forgetting Your Campaign Contributions Don't Have Other Gods Before Mammon Thy God "Don't Be Google" ("A Little Zen Koan" From George At Whatreallyhappened) Don't Admit To Any Wrongdoing Don't Testify Under Oath Don't Worry, You Will Not Be Held Personally Accountable Don't Be Chaotic Evil Don't Give A Shit Don't Be In Danger Of Not Continuously Kissing The Ass Of Some Big Corporation Don't Ask Don't Worry It Will Blow Over Don't Worry You Have Their Data Don't Worry It Won't Stick Don't Worry You Can Pay Your Way Out Don't Think You Can Take It Back Don't Be Evil: Outsource Don't Be Evil, Become Evil Don't Be Evil By Default That Would Be Telling The Gloves Are Off Don't Seem Evil Don't Appear Evil At First Don't Be Afraid To Make Nearly Irresistable Offers Of Free Services To Make Your Evil More Palatable You Did Want The Full Fucnctionality Don't Appear Evil To Any End User In A Way They Are Likely To Notice Or Care About Don't Be Evil; Be Greedy, And The Evil Will Take Care Of Itself Don't Be Vile Muah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out Until Its Too Late (But Be Sure To Warn Everyone Loudly For A Month Beforehand) Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out That They Can Find Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out That They Can Understand If Not Google Than Some Lesser Search Engine Don't Gloat Don't Be Revealed Don't Be Evil, Profit From It Never Say Never Don't Be Responsible Search And Destroy Saerch Me (Please) Search And Siezure Serving The Deserving Protecting And Serving Your Data Its Not Personal, Its Personalization Who's Your Daddy? Who Said That? Don't Be Held Criminally Liable It's All Fun And Games Until We Call It Information. (thanks to Thelemic Waves) Don't Be Late Cashing In Just Do It (thanks to anonymous) Don't Be Evil Officially Don't Be Excluded Don't Be Too Evil Don't Be Evil™ We Won't Tell Can You Keep A Secret? Don't You Be Evil Don't Be A Stickler The Evil Is In The Details (And In The Tos) Let's Make A Deal This Is Your Life You Don't Remember Everybody's Doing It Don't Be Defiant I Know What You Did Last Summer Don't Worry You're Not That Important Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense Who Knew? We Recall Get Used To It. Google, Or Be Googled. More Popular Than Jesus If You Have To Break A Rule Break It Hard And Then Explain Yourself If Caught Don't Be Evil. Be Medieval. Serf The Web. No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition Google Represent. Google Perpetrate. Don't Run: We Are Your Friends. Don't Be Amateur. Practice Makes Perfect. Don't Be Denied. Google Does Not Disclose Its Personal Information. Do What You Want To Do. You Only Investigate The Ones You Love Don't Be Evil, Be Amoral Don't Beat Them, Join Them Don't Be Waiting Around For Users To Make Up Their Own Minds... Don't Be Caught Don't Be Eager Don't Be Trusting Don't Be Surprised Don't Be Obvious Don't Be Stupid Don't Be Ethical Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down Don't Be Halfsteppin' W' Yo' Weapon On Standby You Hide And Watch Don't Say We Didn't Warn You Mark of the beast (thanks to anonymous) Whatever We Can Get Away With Don't Be Shy Maybe You Shouldn't Ought To Have Been Doing That, Hmm? Whatever Don't Be Civil (thanks to Pat) Amor Boni Non Carborundum Legitimi Non Conundrum |
Google's New Motto as A Message To Users or, words provided by Google for Us to google by Don't Let Us Grind You Down Then Resell Your Dust Don't Be Transparent Don't Be Unencrypted Don't Use Google - (Thanks Uppity Serf, Whatreallyhappened) "Don't Be Google" ("A Little Zen Koan" From George At Whatreallyhappened) GoogleCIA (Thanks To Uksecrets At Whatreallyhappened) Don't Be A Fool. (Thanks To Michael Rivero, Webmaster, What Really Happened) Don't Be Gullible Don't Be Afraid, Your Search Results Will Be Unaffected Don't Bill Us Don't Be Evil* *Limited Time Offer Don't Be Leaving Us Alone With Your Children or Valuables We're From Google, We're Here To Help Let Me Put It This Way: Ethics Won't Be A Problem Anymore Don't Think You Can Take It Back Don't Be Surprised Don't Be Scared Don't Be Excluded We Won't Tell Can You Keep A Secret? Don't You Be Evil Don't Be A Stickler The Evil Is In The Details (And The Tos) Let's Make A Deal This Is Your Life You Don't Remember Everybody's Doing It Don't Be Defiant I Know What You Did Last Summer Don't Worry You're Not That Important Don't Think About It Oops! We Did It Again! We Come In Peace I'm Not Heavy I'm Your Brother We Don't Want Your Soul Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense Don't Be Fooled Again This Will Go On Your Permanent Record Don't Be Posing As My Os Asking Me For My Password To Enable Third Party Cookies To Be Turned On So That Greedy Corporations Can Get My Info Especially When I Didn't Want To Opt In To Google Plus In The First Place Don't Be Eaten Don't Be Anal (About Retaining My Data) Don't Bet In Three Card Monty Who Said That? Who's Your Daddy? The Check Is In The Mail I Wont Come In Your Mouth I Will Only Put The Tip In Its Not Personal, Its Personalization Don't Be Nervous Don't Look Nervous Don't Look Evil Don't Be So Butt Hurt Serach And Cordon In Progress Don't Be Throwing Stones It Will Have A Good Sauce To It, If You Are Asked To Pay So Dear How Would You Like To Be Taken Today Don't Be Superstitious Don't Be Evil. Be Medieval. Serf The Web. Fooled You Once. That Loud Sucking Upload Sound You Hear? That's Just Doubleclick. They Always Sound Like That. Or Its The Nsa. Or Omniture I Mean. Who, Us? My Stars, We Would Never Do That. You Must Have Us Confused With Your Governement. We Agree. At Google, Your Privacy Is Important. To Us. Move Along Don't Be Paranoid Necessarily In Your Back Yard Get Used To It. Google Or Be Googled More Popular Than Jesus Do As I Say Not As I Do Don't Be Fooled Don't Want Privacy Don't Think We Won't Try Don't Be Anonymous Don't Be Naïve There's A Sucker Born Every Minute Don't Be Fucked Don't Be So Picky Don't Be Violated Don't Be Curious Don't Believe Don't Even Think About It Don't Be Stupid Don't Bet Against The House Don't Be Jacked Don't Write A Check Your Ass Can't Cash Don't Be Promising Doubleclick My Information Don't Believe The Hype Don't Be On The Wrong Side Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You DON'T BE FUCKING EVIL |
Google's Motto As A Message From Users, or, words provided by Gentle Readers to help Google wise up "Don't Be Google" ("A Little Zen Koan" From George At Whatreallyhappened) Google Escher Bot Every Search Is Sacred Every Search Is Great If The Data's Wasted Google Gets Irate (Calls From Doubleclick) Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time Don't Be Doxed Don't Think It Can't Happen To You Don't Be All Ghetto About Being Evil If There Is The Slightest Chance You'll Be Found Out: Do It In Style. Get Passwords From The NSA Or Something. |
Google's Motto As If It Were The Result Of A Google Search (Beta) Don't Be Evil Translate This Page Don't Be Evil Cached About: Blank The Connection Was Reset While The Good Was Trying To Load "Don't Be Evil" Link Feeling Lucky? Feeling Lucky, Punk? Feeling Punked? Did You Mean, Don't Admit To Any Wrongdoing? Did You Mean, Google Minus? Don't Be Evil Would You Like To Repeat The Search With The Rest Of The Results Included? Did You Mean, Don't Believe? Don't Be Evil: Repeat The Search With All Results Included Would You Like To Repeat The Search With All Results Included? Did You Mean Google Cash? Don't Be Evil Google Code Don't+Be+Evil?Q=Cache: Don't Be Evil: 300 Million Intended Results Sorry.Google.Com Captcha 404 File Not Found That's All We Know. Sorry |
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