Contest For Google's New Motto....

...cause it sure isn't 'Don't Be Evil' anymore.

Leave entries in the comments!

So far:

• Don't Be Caught
• Don't Be Eager
• Don't Be Trusting
• Don't Be Fooled
• Don't Want Privacy
• Don't Think We Won't Try
• Don't Be Anonymous
• Don't Be Naïve
• There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
• Don't Be Fucked
• Don't Be So Picky
• Don't Be Violated
• Don't Be Curious
• Don't Bypass A Dollar
• Never Give A Sucker An Even Break
• Give Me Six Posts From The Most Honest Of Bloggers, And I Will Find Something Therein With Which To Have His DNS Sinkholed 
• Don't Be Surprised
• Don't Be Obvious
• Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down
• Don't Believe
• Don't Even Think About It
• Don't Be Halfsteppin' W' Yo' Weapon On Standby
• Don't Believe The Hype
• You Hide And Watch
• Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
• Maybe You Shouldn't Ought To Have Been Doing That, Hmm?
• Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time
• Don't Be Doxed
• Don't Think It Can't Happen To You
• Whatever
• Don't Be Unencrypted
• Don't Be Stupid
• Don't Bet Against The House
• Don't Be Jacked
• Don't Write A Check Your Ass Can't Cash
• Don't Be Promising Doubleclick My Information
• Don't Be Ethical
• Don't Be Posing As My Os Asking Me For My Password To Enable Third Party Cookies To Be Turned On So That Greedy Corporations Can Get My Info Especially When I Didn't Want To Opt In To Google Plus In The First Place
• Don't Be Eaten
• Don't Be Anal (About Retaining My Data)
• Don't Bet In Three Card Monty
• Whatever We Can Get Away With
• Don't Be Shy

And to Google I say:

• Don't Be On The Wrong Side
• Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You

and 

• DON'T BE FUCKING EVIL.

Be seeing you.