Johanna Faust, a mixed race Jew, prefers to publish pseudonymously. She is committed: first, to preventing war, ecological disaster, and nuclear apocalypse; last to not only fighting for personal privacy & the freedom of information, but, by representing herself as a soldier in that fight, to exhorting others to do the same. She is a poet, always. All these efforts find representation here: "ah, Mephistophelis" is so named after the last line of Christopher Marlowe's Dr. Faustus, whose heretical success flouted the censor for a time.

Big Turd May Prove To Be
From Recent Godzilla Rampage


Big Turd May Prove To Be 
From Recent Godzilla Rampage
by johanna faust


Forensic analysis conducted on the stadium-sized turd discovered filling Center Park in the wake of Godzilla's recent rampage through downtown Metropolis has demonstrated, nearly conclusively, that the gigantic lizard may well indeed have been the culprit. Godzilla himself has said repeatedly that he does not defecate, and cites local stray dogs as possible sources. While it is true that a small percentage of the extensive and costly labwork, funded by the Metro Dept. of Parks and Recreation, remains inconclusive, it appears that enough evidence has been gathered to cast doubt on the lizard's claims.




dedicated to Prof. David Hollander
and my love Corporanon,
a response 
of channeled anger and frustration
to New Oil Plume Evidence Uncovered:


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Be seeing you.


2 comments:

  1. 'Pon my word, suh, this time you have gone too fah. Why, to slur the sainted name of the 'zilla be tantamount to blasphemy. Suhtainly he hath nevuh had naught but our best interests at heart.

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  2. Come now, roundly, roundly! Thou must needs get thine eyes out thy pocket & thyne nose off the ground, or verily thou shalt be made to wear ear-foons. We here be not villains nor dolts, no nor scoundrels neither. Thy words offend like therecent words of one Mr. Barton, who doth represent us teven unto His Majestie. For with so many made into ruins by the shitte, yet Mr Barton admonished *us* to be greatfull, for the nutrient-rich fertilizer we obtained thereby, free of charge!

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