Contest For Google's New Motto....



...cause it sure isn't 'Don't Be Evil' anymore.

Leave entries in the comments!

So far:

  • Don't Be Caught
  • Don't Be Eager
  • Don't Be Trusting
  • Don't Be Fooled
  • Don't Want Privacy
  • Don't Think We Won't Try
  • Don't Be Anonymous
  • Don't Be Naïve
  • There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
  • Don't Be Fucked
  • Don't Be So Picky
  • Don't Be Violated
  • Don't Be Curious
  • Don't Bypass A Dollar
  • Never Give A Sucker An Even Break
  • Give Me Six Posts From The Most Honest Of Bloggers, And I Will Find Something Therein With Which To Have His DNS Sinkholed 
  • Don't Be Surprised
  • Don't Be Obvious
  • Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down
  • Don't Believe
  • Don't Even Think About It
  • Don't Be Halfsteppin' W' Yo' Weapon On Standby
  • Don't Believe The Hype
  • You Hide And Watch
  • Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
  • Maybe You Shouldn't Ought To Have Been Doing That, Hmm?
  • Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time
  • Don't Be Doxed
  • Don't Think It Can't Happen To You
  • Whatever
  • Don't Be Unencrypted
  • Don't Be Stupid
  • Don't Bet Against The House
  • Don't Be Jacked
  • Don't Write A Check Your Ass Can't Cash
  • Don't Be Promising Doubleclick My Information
  • Don't Be Ethical
  • Don't Be Posing As My Os Asking Me For My Password To Enable Third Party Cookies To Be Turned On So That Greedy Corporations Can Get My Info Especially When I Didn't Want To Opt In To Google Plus In The First Place
  • Don't Be Eaten
  • Don't Be Anal (About Retaining My Data)
  • Don't Bet In Three Card Monty
  • Whatever We Can Get Away With
  • Don't Be Shy


And to Google I say:

  • Don't Be On The Wrong Side
  • Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You

and 

  • DON'T BE FUCKING EVIL.

Be seeing you.