Johanna Faust, a mixed race Jew, prefers to publish pseudonymously. She is committed: to preventing war, ecological disaster, and nuclear apocalypse; to keeping information available and free; and to not only fighting for personal privacy, but, by representing herself as a soldier in that fight, to exhorting others to do the same. All these efforts find representation on her blog "ah, Mephistophelis," so named after the last line of Chirstopher Marlowe's in his famous Dr. Faustus, which, as some would have it, successfully flouted the censor for a time. A female Faust, she is a poet, always.

Contest For Google's New Motto....



...cause it sure isn't 'Don't Be Evil' anymore.

Leave entries in the comments!

So far:

  • Don't Be Caught
  • Don't Be Eager
  • Don't Be Trusting
  • Don't Be Fooled
  • Don't Want Privacy
  • Don't Think We Won't Try
  • Don't Be Anonymous
  • Don't Be Naïve
  • There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
  • Don't Be Fucked
  • Don't Be So Picky
  • Don't Be Violated
  • Don't Be Curious
  • Don't Bypass A Dollar
  • Never Give A Sucker An Even Break
  • Give Me Six Posts From The Most Honest Of Bloggers, And I Will Find Something Therein With Which To Have His DNS Sinkholed 
  • Don't Be Surprised
  • Don't Be Obvious
  • Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down
  • Don't Believe
  • Don't Even Think About It
  • Don't Be Halfsteppin' W' Yo' Weapon On Standby
  • Don't Believe The Hype
  • You Hide And Watch
  • Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
  • Maybe You Shouldn't Ought To Have Been Doing That, Hmm?
  • Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time
  • Don't Be Doxed
  • Don't Think It Can't Happen To You
  • Whatever
  • Don't Be Unencrypted
  • Don't Be Stupid
  • Don't Bet Against The House
  • Don't Be Jacked
  • Don't Write A Check Your Ass Can't Cash
  • Don't Be Promising Doubleclick My Information
  • Don't Be Ethical
  • Don't Be Posing As My Os Asking Me For My Password To Enable Third Party Cookies To Be Turned On So That Greedy Corporations Can Get My Info Especially When I Didn't Want To Opt In To Google Plus In The First Place
  • Don't Be Eaten
  • Don't Be Anal (About Retaining My Data)
  • Don't Bet In Three Card Monty
  • Whatever We Can Get Away With
  • Don't Be Shy


And to Google I say:

  • Don't Be On The Wrong Side
  • Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You

and 

  • DON'T BE FUCKING EVIL.

Be seeing you.

5 comments:

  1. Mark of the beast.

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  2. "It's all fun and games until we call it information."

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  3. which leads to...

    Don't Be Late Cashing In

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