Johanna Faust, a mixed race Jew, prefers to publish pseudonymously. She is committed: first, to preventing war, ecological disaster, and nuclear apocalypse; last to not only fighting for personal privacy & the freedom of information, but, by representing herself as a soldier in that fight, to exhorting others to do the same. She is a poet, always. All these efforts find representation here: "ah, Mephistophelis" is so named after the last line of Christopher Marlowe's Dr. Faustus, whose heretical success flouted the censor for a time.

Google's New Motto (Because It Sure Isn't Don't Be Evil Anymore) RESULTS



These are the results so far.  Four categories became obvious at once, and so here goes:




Google's New Motto
or, words provided by Google for Google to live by
Don't Be Transparent
Don't Be Contrite
Don't Be Forgetting Your Campaign Contributions
Don't Have Other Gods Before Mammon Thy God
"Don't Be Google" ("A Little Zen Koan" From George At Whatreallyhappened)
Don't Admit To Any Wrongdoing
Don't Testify Under Oath
Don't Worry, You Will Not Be Held Personally Accountable
Don't Be Chaotic Evil
Don't Give A Shit
Don't Be In Danger Of Not Continuously Kissing The Ass Of Some Big Corporation
Don't Ask
Don't Worry It Will Blow Over
Don't Worry You Have Their Data
Don't Worry It Won't Stick
Don't Worry You Can Pay Your Way Out
Don't Think You Can Take It Back
Don't Be Evil: Outsource
Don't Be Evil, Become Evil
Don't Be Evil By Default
That Would Be Telling
The Gloves Are Off
Don't Seem Evil
Don't Appear Evil At First
Don't Be Afraid To Make Nearly Irresistable Offers Of Free Services To Make Your Evil More Palatable
You Did Want The Full Fucnctionality
Don't Appear Evil To Any End User In A Way They Are Likely To Notice Or Care About
Don't Be Evil; Be Greedy, And The Evil Will Take Care Of Itself
Don't Be Vile
Muah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out
Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out Until Its Too Late (But Be Sure To Warn Everyone Loudly For A Month Beforehand)
Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out That They Can Find
Don't Provide A Way To Opt Out That They Can Understand
If Not Google Than Some Lesser Search Engine
Don't Gloat
Don't Be Revealed
Don't Be Evil, Profit From It
Never Say Never
Don't Be Responsible
Search And Destroy
Saerch Me (Please)
Search And Siezure
Serving The Deserving
Protecting And Serving Your Data
Its Not Personal, Its Personalization
Who's Your Daddy?
Who Said That?
Don't Be Held Criminally Liable
It's All Fun And Games Until We Call It Information. (thanks to Thelemic Waves)
Don't Be Late Cashing In
Just Do It (thanks to anonymous)
Don't Be Evil Officially
Don't Be Excluded
Don't Be Too Evil
Don't Be Evil™
We Won't Tell
Can You Keep A Secret?
Don't You Be Evil
Don't Be A Stickler
The Evil Is In The Details (And In The Tos)
Let's Make A Deal
This Is Your Life
You Don't Remember
Everybody's Doing It
Don't Be Defiant
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Don't Worry You're Not That Important
Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense
Who Knew?
We Recall
Get Used To It.
Google, Or Be Googled.
More Popular Than Jesus
If You Have To Break A Rule Break It Hard And Then Explain Yourself If Caught
Don't Be Evil. Be Medieval. Serf The Web.
No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition
Google Represent.
Google Perpetrate.
Don't Run: We Are Your Friends.
Don't Be Amateur. Practice Makes Perfect.
Don't Be Denied.
Google Does Not Disclose Its Personal Information.
Do What You Want To Do.
You Only Investigate The Ones You Love
Don't Be Evil, Be Amoral
Don't Beat Them, Join Them
Don't Be Waiting Around For Users To Make Up Their Own Minds...
Don't Be Caught
Don't Be Eager
Don't Be Trusting
Don't Be Surprised
Don't Be Obvious
Don't Be Stupid
Don't Be Ethical
Don't Get Caught With Your Pants Down
Don't Be Halfsteppin' W' Yo' Weapon On Standby
You Hide And Watch
Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
Mark of the beast (thanks to anonymous)
Whatever We Can Get Away With
Don't Be Shy
Maybe You Shouldn't Ought To Have Been Doing That, Hmm?
Whatever
Don't Be Civil (thanks to Pat)
Amor Boni Non Carborundum
Legitimi Non Conundrum








Google's New Motto as A Message To Users
or, words provided by Google for Us to google by
Don't Let Us Grind You Down Then Resell Your Dust
Don't Be Transparent
Don't Be Unencrypted
Don't Use Google - (Thanks Uppity Serf, Whatreallyhappened)
"Don't Be Google" ("A Little Zen Koan" From George At Whatreallyhappened)
GoogleCIA (Thanks To Uksecrets At Whatreallyhappened)
Don't Be A Fool. (Thanks To Michael Rivero, Webmaster, What Really Happened)
Don't Be Gullible
Don't Be Afraid, Your Search Results Will Be Unaffected
Don't Bill Us
Don't Be Evil*          *Limited Time Offer
Don't Be Leaving Us Alone With Your Children or Valuables
We're From Google, We're Here To Help
Let Me Put It This Way: Ethics Won't Be A Problem Anymore
Don't Think You Can Take It Back
Don't Be Surprised
Don't Be Scared
Don't Be Excluded
We Won't Tell
Can You Keep A Secret?
Don't You Be Evil
Don't Be A Stickler
The Evil Is In The Details (And The Tos)
Let's Make A Deal
This Is Your Life
You Don't Remember
Everybody's Doing It
Don't Be Defiant
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Don't Worry You're Not That Important
Don't Think About It
Oops! We Did It Again!
We Come In Peace
I'm Not Heavy I'm Your Brother
We Don't Want Your Soul
Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense
Don't Be Fooled Again
This Will Go On Your Permanent Record
Don't Be Posing As My Os Asking Me For My Password To Enable Third Party Cookies To Be Turned On So That Greedy Corporations Can Get My Info Especially When I Didn't Want To Opt In To Google Plus In The First Place
Don't Be Eaten
Don't Be Anal (About Retaining My Data)
Don't Bet In Three Card Monty
Who Said That?
Who's Your Daddy?
The Check Is In The Mail
I Wont Come In Your Mouth
I Will Only Put The Tip In
Its Not Personal, Its Personalization
Don't Be Nervous
Don't Look Nervous
Don't Look Evil
Don't Be So Butt Hurt
Serach And Cordon In Progress
Don't Be Throwing Stones
It Will Have A Good Sauce To It, If You Are Asked To Pay So Dear
How Would You Like To Be Taken Today
Don't Be Superstitious
Don't Be Evil. Be Medieval. Serf The Web.
Fooled You Once.
That Loud Sucking Upload Sound You Hear? That's Just Doubleclick. They Always Sound Like That. Or Its The Nsa. Or Omniture I Mean.
Who, Us? My Stars, We Would Never Do That. You Must Have Us Confused With Your Governement.
We Agree.
At Google, Your Privacy Is Important. To Us.
Move Along
Don't Be Paranoid
Necessarily In Your Back Yard
Get Used To It.
Google Or Be Googled
More Popular Than Jesus
Do As I Say Not As I Do
Don't Be Fooled
Don't Want Privacy
Don't Think We Won't Try
Don't Be Anonymous
Don't Be Naïve
There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
Don't Be Fucked
Don't Be So Picky
Don't Be Violated
Don't Be Curious
Don't Believe
Don't Even Think About It
Don't Be Stupid
Don't Bet Against The House
Don't Be Jacked
Don't Write A Check Your Ass Can't Cash
Don't Be Promising Doubleclick My Information
Don't Believe The Hype
Don't Be On The Wrong Side
Don't Bite The Hand That Feeds You
DON'T BE FUCKING EVIL




Google's Motto As A Message From Users, 
or, words provided by Gentle Readers to help Google wise up
"Don't Be Google" ("A Little Zen Koan" From George At Whatreallyhappened)
Google Escher Bot
Every Search Is Sacred Every Search Is Great If The Data's Wasted Google Gets Irate (Calls From Doubleclick)
Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time
Don't Be Doxed
Don't Think It Can't Happen To You
Don't Be All Ghetto About Being Evil If There Is The Slightest Chance You'll Be Found Out: Do It In Style. Get Passwords From The NSA Or Something.





Google's Motto As If It Were The Result Of A Google Search (Beta)
Don't Be Evil Translate This Page
Don't Be Evil Cached About: Blank
The Connection Was Reset While The Good Was Trying To Load
"Don't Be Evil" Link
Feeling Lucky?
Feeling Lucky, Punk?
Feeling Punked?
Did You Mean, Don't Admit To Any Wrongdoing?
Did You Mean, Google Minus?
Don't Be Evil Would You Like To Repeat The Search With The Rest Of The Results Included?
Did You Mean, Don't Believe?
Don't Be Evil: Repeat The Search With All Results Included
Would You Like To Repeat The Search With All Results Included?
Did You Mean Google Cash?
Don't Be Evil Google Code
Don't+Be+Evil?Q=Cache:
Don't Be Evil: 300 Million Intended Results
Sorry.Google.Com Captcha
404 File Not Found
That's All We Know. Sorry




Sigh.

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